Monday, September 08, 2008

The Only Kim Jong Il Is A Dead Kim Jong Il?

Japanese Expert: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died in 2003

Is Kim Jong Il for real? The question has baffled foreign intelligence agencies for years, but a veteran Japanese expert on North Korea says the “dear leader” is actually dead — and his role is played by a double.

The expert says Kim died of diabetes in 2003 and world leaders, including Vladimir Putin of Russia and Hu Jintao of China, have been negotiating with an imposter. [sic]

He believes that Kim, fearing assassination, had groomed up to four look-alikes to act as substitutes at public events. One underwent plastic surgery to make his appearance more convincing. Now, the expert claims, the actors are brought on stage whenever required to persuade the masses that Kim is alive.

Crazy, right? Hmm...I will point out this, however. Look at these two pictures of the "Glorious Leader"
2001


2006

Look specifically at the ears. If someone wanted to argue those are different ears who could argue otherwise?

Granted, all this would prove is the existence of at least one "double." It wouldn't prove the man was dead.

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