Supplanting the old worst job ever, "crack whore," Democrats announced today the new worst job ever: White House Blogger
Every U.S. presidential candidate has a Web site, of course, but when the top Democratic hopefuls were asked on Saturday whether they would appoint a White House blogger if elected, all of them said yes.
Sure you get to put a White House job on your resume, but as a blogger you might as well not exist. You would have all the lack of credibility of a White House Press Secretary with none of the cache of...well...a White House Press Secretary.
I'm sure even bloggers within the same party would be embarrassed to link to you. You would be the butt of every joke, and probably be forced to post articles about the doings of the Presidential pets.
Grim. Mighty grim.
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